Ahhh, spring.  Phil and April were ready to put the California plan into action.  “Two vacations a year,” they said.  “Let’s do the southwest in the spring and the southeast in the fall.”

Orrrrrr, we could just go lose our asses on the tables at a casino only two hours away.

Yes, folks.  It’s true.  April’s impending knee surgery forced a change in plans as the chintzy American vacation time needed to be spent on a week of recuperation and crutches rather than flights, beaches, and booze.  To the newly renovated hotel / casino in French Lick they headed with the Pieper two in tow. 

The Duncansons thoroughly enjoyed popping Derek and Elizabeth’s gambling cherries.  Phil showed Derek the rounds of roulette, and they learned craps side by side while April shoved blackjack strategy down Elizabeth’s throat.  Despite playing the pass line at craps - the best odds in the house - Phil still managed to lose $60 in around 15 minutes.  Other losses shan’t be discussed.

Winnings and losses aside, massages, golf, a buffet, a winery, and near horseback riding ensure that a return trip is a safe bet.